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NFL Betting Guide 2023-24: Week 1 Monday

So, I’m just going to say it, we’re not off to a great start. 1-4 on the season is not ideally how I would’ve liked to start my season, but here we are. I’ve been pretty vocal about who I’m backing in this game so I’ll keep this post short and sweet.

Bills (-2) vs. Jets (44.5)

I need a big win tonight. Plain and simple. I am all over the Bills in this game. I think the Jets will be a competitive team this year, but I also think because there are a lot of new faces on that team (QB included) it may take a few weeks for them to gel. I’m also just an Aaron Rodgers hater and I’m a Jets hater. I’m not letting those factors blind me with this bet though. I think the Bills as less than a field goal favorites is crazy value. This is a team that won 13 games last year and didn’t lose much. The Jets have to prove it to me and until they do I’m not buying them. Bills roll tonight.

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NFL Betting Guide 2023-24: Week 1 Sunday

It’s finally time for the first full slate of Sunday games for the year and I couldn’t be more ecstatic. Like I mentioned in Thursday’s post I’m going to adjusting the format slightly this year. Instead of picking one favorite, underdog, over, under, and lock I’m just going to be giving my best bet’s for the week whatever they may be. Week 1 is always tricky to forecast so I have my work cut out for me here, but let’s get into it.

Patriots (+4) vs. Eagles

How could we not start off with one of Charlie Murphy’s Habitual Line Steppers of the Week? As crazy as it sounds this feels like a Week 1 trap game for the Eagles. They are coming off and incredible season that saw them fall just short in the Super Bowl and the Patriots missed the playoffs going 8-9 last season. For some reason though I think the Pats are going to be feisty in this one. An improved offense in terms of weapons and a new OC should work wonders for Mac Jones. Yes, the offensive line is going to be an issue, but they weren’t full healthy this preseason so I expect them to look at least marginally better as a unit. I think a little Super Bowl hangover is also in the cards for the Eagles as well. On a day where the Patriots honor Tom Brady they get back to doing what they did for 20 years with him under center. Win.

Commanders (-7) vs. Cardinals

The Cardinals come into this season in one of the more obvious “tank modes” in recent history. With Caleb Williams primed to be the number one overall pick and the team seemingly out on Kyler Murray at this point it all adds up. Sometimes teams in this spot come out and surprise their opponents in Week 1. I think back to the Jaguars beating the Colts in Week 1 a couple years ago only to finish the season 1-15. I just don’t see that happening here and I think this line is a bit too low especially with Josh Dobbs at QB. After a couple games I think we’ll start to see Cardinals lines starting to sit closer to 10. The Commanders are going to be a tough out this year too. Maybe not a playoff team per say, but competitive. They have to have this game if they think they’re going to make a run at the playoffs and they should play like it. There’s no reason they can’t win by more than a score here.

Buccaneers (+5.5) vs. Vikings

This is easily the grossest bet I’m going to make this week, but I like it for some reason. The Vikings won a ton of one score games last year and the Bucs still have the remnants of a decent roster. Baker Mayfield tends to pull shit out of his ass from time to time as well. This Bucs team kind of reminds me of the Sam Darnold Panthers from a couple years ago. They started out hot at 3-0 and then regressed back to what we thought they were. I think Tampa could get hot early in a bad division and then come back down to earth. This feels like a close game regardless. Someone wins by a field goal. Bucs cover.

Texans (+10) vs. Ravens

I could be completely out of bounds on this one, but it just feels like Lamar Jackson’s teams have tended to play inferior teams closely time after time. The Texans with a new head coach and their new franchise QB should be motivated to come out and play a competitive game on Sunday. I think DeMeco Ryans will have some tricks up his sleeve on how to handle Lamar as well. Texans will keep it close and the Ravens will pull it out late, but by less than 10. Texans cover.

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NFL Betting Guide 2023-24: Week 1 Thursday

It’s finally time to kick off the 2023-24 NFL season and you know what that means? Time to start (hopefully) giving out some winners. I am changing the format up a little bit for this season too. For standalone games I will only be giving out one pick whether that’s against the spread or a total. For Sundays I will be picking somewhere between three and five games most weeks aka my “best bets” for the weekend. I won’t be doing one of each like in the past, but don’t worry there will still be plenty of Charlie Murphy’s Habitual Line Steppers on the board.

So, now that’s out of the way let’s get into the season opener.

Lions vs. Chiefs (-4.5) (52.5)

This line has swung two points in the last day or two with news of Travis Kelce’s injury, and potential to miss this game, as well as Chris Jones’ contract situation keeping him out of this one. With the Chiefs second and third best players out or potentially out for the game it makes the Lions all the more enticing. Detroit (along with the Jets) have been the talk of the offseason as teams ready to take that leap into the playoff picture. Well what a test the Lions get in Week 1 with the defending Super Bowl Champs. I do like what they were able to do in the draft adding to their offense with Jahmyr Gibbs and Sam LaPorta to go along with an already strong receiving corps. I also love Dan Campbell and his ability to motivate, but we are talking about going up against Patrick Mahomes here. Like I said, the Chiefs second and third best players are likely out for this one, but their best player (and the best player in the league) will still be on the field tonight. Had Kelce and Jones been playing, and the line was still at -6.5, I think I still would have went Chiefs. Now with it down at -4.5 even with some of their best players out I still like Kansas City tonight. I have a feeling a lot of casual bettors (which I am one of) are going to be heavily on the Lions tonight, and who can blame them? It’s the more fun bet for sure, but we’re trying to make money here. As much as I’d love to root for the Lions tonight I have to go with my gut on this one.

The Play: Chiefs -4.5

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2023 NFL Mock Draft

1. Carolina Panthers- Bryce Young (QB) Alabama

This is all but a guarantee at this point. Will Levis’ odds shot up today, but from everything I’ve seen Young will be a Panther. This gives Frank Reich his franchise QB to start his rebuild. Despite his frame Young is a polished passer who can make things happen with his legs as well. He should excel at the next level

2. Houston Texans- Will Anderson Jr. (OLB) Alabama

Here’s where things get interesting. In the months leading up to the draft all signs pointed to the Texans taking whoever was left between Young and CJ Stroud. In the last week or so, that sentiment has changed and it appears Demeco Ryans may be willing to punt on a QB this year and build the defense first. Anderson has been earmarked for the top of this draft class for two years now. He could be a generational talent that fits well in Ryans’ Edge rush dependent system. Tyree Wilson could get a look here as well, but I think Houston lands on Anderson.

3. Arizona Cardinals- Tyree Wilson (Edge) Texas Tech

I’m doing a no trade mock here because incorporating trades is too much of a hassle. Truthfully, Arizona probably moves this pick on draft night to either Indy or Tennessee who would be attempting to jump each other for a QB. If they do stand pat here they have an immediate need on the Edge after JJ Watt’s retirement and Zach Allen’s free agency departure. Wilson is a monster with a high ceiling and can be an every down player at defensive end.

4. Indianapolis Colts- C.J Stroud (QB) Ohio State

The Colts have been heavily linked to Will Levis, but if Stroud makes it to them at 4 I don’t see how they pass it up. Easily my favorite prospect from this draft class (fine you caught me I’m an OSU fan) Stroud is an accurate and efficient passer who’s ready to step into an NFL offense right away. Seeing him go to the Colts would hurt (because I hate them), but this would be an ideal scenario for Indy.

5. Seattle Seahawks- Jalen Carter (DT) Georgia

Carter is the consensus number one prospect in this class and I don’t see how Seattle passes on a chance to improve their young core. Even with some tempting QB’s on the board the Seahawks still have Geno Smith under contract this year and can address QB later in the draft. Carter is a complete game wrecker and should play an immediate role in Seattle.

6. Detroit Lions- Devon Witherspoon (CB) Illinois

The Lions desperately need help in the secondary and Witherspoon can step right in and be a day one starter. A big physical corner, the Illinois product can slot right into the starting role after the Lions moved on from former number three overall pick Jeff Okudah this offseason.

7. Las Vegas Raiders- Peter Skoronski (OT/OG) Northwestern

Vegas needs a ton of help up front and Skoronski provides a versatile option that can play Tackle or Guard. He could slide in at Right Tackle for the Raiders and give them some stability on the offensive line which they were lacking last season.

8. Atlanta Falcons- Christian Gonzalez (CB) Oregon

Gonzalez is a shifty, dynamic corner that would work well across from AJ Terrell. The Atlanta defense finished 25th in the league in yards per attempt last season so this would be money well spent on a player with this type of athleticism and upside.

9. Chicago Bears- Paris Johnson Jr. (OT) Ohio State

The team that formerly held the first pick is still in a great spot here. They addressed WR by nabbing DJ Moore from the Panthers as part of the package for the number one pick. Now they have two choices in my opinion: Take your highest graded Tackle or Edge that’s left on the board. If I was Ryan Poles I’d be doing everything I could to protect Justin Fields and that would be securing his blindside. Johnson is an absolute beast who has a combo of power and quickness that not many people his size do. He’d make an instant impact in Chicago.

10. Philadelphia Eagles- Lukas Van Ness (Edge) Iowa

I thought for a minute about Bijan Robinson here as a luxury pick for the Eagles, but that doesn’t fit Howie Roseman’s M.O. He’s going to continue to build from the inside out like he has in the past. With Fletcher Cox potentially out the door after next season Van Ness would be a perfect replacement.

11. Tennessee Titans- Will Levis (QB) Kentucky

This pick could be happening up the board a bit come Thursday, but I think Tennessee walks out of Kansas City Day 1 with a QB. Levis has a big arm and has been playing a pro style offense already. I’m high on him and think he can be a productive NFL starter.

12. Houston Texans- Anthony Richardson (QB) Florida

How about this? I have my doubts that Richardson will be available at 12, but what a potential move for Houston. Snag the best Edge rusher at #2 and then the QB who’s athleticism and potential experts have been fawning after for months. To be honest they’d probably have to move up to get him because if he falls this far, I can imagine teams like Tampa and Minnesota making calls to move up.

13. Green Bay Packers- Dalton Kincaid (TE) Utah

This has to be a pass catcher of some sort right? What a slap in the face this would be to Aaron Rodgers on his way out too. The Packers haven’t selected a WR/TE in the first round since 2002, but they need to find Jordan Love a security blanket and a Tight End that runs routes well and has good hands would be a perfect match.

14. New England Patriots- Broderick Jones (OT) Georgia

I know taking a Georgia OT is giving Pats fans (myself included) PTSD to the failed experiment that was Isaiah Wynn. It’s no secret that New England needs help on the line, and even though they picked up a couple vets in free agency they still need to find that franchise Tackle. Mac Jones got his ass beat last year and if they want to really see what he can do they need to protect him first. He also ran the fastest 40 out of any Tackle at the combine so the big fella can move too.

15. New York Jets- Darnell Wright (OT) Tennessee

The Jets like the Patriots need help along the offensive line and especially now more than ever if they’re going to keep Aaron Rodgers happy. They have constructed a pretty well balanced roster so now they can focus on their most glaring hole which is the offensive line.

16. Washington Commanders- Joey Porter Jr. (CB) Penn State

With the top four OT’s off the board I have Washington pivoting to their other biggest need which is CB. Porter is lanky and physical and can succeed on an island. I don’t think they go QB here especially with four off the board already. They have other holes they need to plug.

17. Pittsburgh Steelers- Nolan Smith (OLB) Georgia

I could see Pittsburgh wanting a Tackle here, but with the board playing out the way it has I think they opt for help on the other side of the ball. Smith would pair perfectly across from TJ Watt in what could be one of the best pass rush duos in a couple years.

18. Detroit Lions- Calijah Kancey (DT) Pittsburgh

We’ve already addressed the secondary with the Lions first pick. Now it’s time to get them some help along the interior of the defensive line. Kancey has shown prowess both as a run stopper and a pass rusher the former of which the Lions desperately need help with. Pairing him on the line with 2022 picks Aidan Hutchinson and James Houston could go a long way in solidifying the Lions defense.

19. Tampa Bay Bucaneers- Myles Murphy (DE) Clemson

I don’t think Tampa will be enticed enough by Hendon Hooker to take him here. If they want a QB I think they move up to get one. If they stay at 19 I think Edge rusher makes the most sense. They need to get younger on the defensive side of the ball and adding an impact player in the first round would be a big first step.

20. Seattle Seahawks- Hendon Hooker (QB) Tennessee

Speaking of Hooker I like Seattle as a landing spot for him. They were able to add arguably the best player in the draft at number five and they are able to get the fifth year option on a QB as well. From everything I’ve seen people would be surprised if he makes it out of the first round. Seattle already has Geno Smith for next year so there is no rush on Hooker either and even though he’s old enough to rent a car he possess a ton of athleticism to warrant taking a chance on him here.

21. Los Angeles Chargers- Bijan Robinson (RB) Texas

One of the highest graded players in the class slips down purely based off positional value. Robinson would be an instant factor in LA as a replacement for Austin Eckler. I think this is as far as he falls and don’t be surprised if someone takes him closer to the top 10. He will be a heavy favorite for rookie of the year as well.

22. Baltimore Ravens- Jaxon Smith-Njigba (WR) Ohio State

I don’t anticipate it taking this long for a WR to come off the board, but that’s the no trade mock for you. Smith-Njigba is my favorite pass catcher in this draft (shocker, I know) and it fills a need that Baltimore has been lacking since Lamar Jackson has been their starter. A possession receiver that runs routes well and can provide Jackson with another safe option outside of Mark Andrews.

23. Minnesota Vikings- Emmanuel Forbes (CB) Mississippi State

Minnesota could be in play for Hooker as well, but with him off the board they need to address their cornerback situation. Forbes is an instinctive defender with a nose for the ball. He had 14 interceptions in his time at Miss. State.

24. Jacksonville Jaguars- Deonte Banks (CB) Maryland

The Jags are in a good spot here. They have a well rounded roster with no glaring needs. They could however use some help in the secondary, and Banks has been soaring up draft boards the last month or so.

25. New York Giants- Zay Flowers (WR) Boston College

This has to be a WR right? I’m not sure that Flowers will fall to them at 25, but if he does they should be thrilled. Some have Flowers as their top pass catcher in this class and he could come in and be Daniel Jones’ top target on day one. Even if Flowers isn’t available you’d have to think Jordan Addison or Quentin Johnston will be there when they make their selection.

26. Dallas Cowboys- Will McDonald IV (Edge) Iowa State

I was tempted by either a TE or WR here, but ultimately landed on an edge rusher. The offense is still formidable with Lamb and Pollard, but the defense could use some insurance in case Demarcus Lawrence is on his way out the door.

27. Buffalo Bills- Jordan Addison (WR) USC

Buffalo has been rumored to trade back and I think that’s where they’ll address the departure of Tremaine Edmunds. If they do stay at 27 why not use it on WR? Gabe Davis is entering a contract year and Addison could step right into the number two role opposite Stefon Diggs.

28. Cincinnati Bengals- Michael Mayer (TE) Notre Dame

With five CBs off the board at this point I like the Bengals to look elsewhere with their first pick. With Mayer falling down to the back half of the first round this feels like a no brainer. Cincinnati needs help at TE and Mayer is the best two way player at the position in this draft.

29. New Orleans Saints- Bryan Bresee (DT) Clemson

There’s no question Saints need help up front. They’re thin along the defensive line and Bresee would be a day one starter in New Orleans.

30. Philadelphia Eagles- Brian Branch (S) Alabama

I think the Eagles will continue to focus on defense here with their second day one pick. Branch is versatile and can move around in the secondary which could be valuable for Philly.

31. Kansas City Chiefs- Jahmyr Gibbs (RB) Alabama

The champs pieced together a backfield last year during their title run and now can look to add a steady presence behind Patrick Mahomes. Gibbs’ game has drawn comparisons to Alvin Kamara and Tony Pollard. He could be scary in that Chiefs offense.

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2023 NCAA Wrestling Championships Picks and Preview

We’re just four days away from my favorite sports weekend of the year. The first weekend of March Madness and more importantly the NCAA Wrestling Championships. I’ve done out all the brackets (Championship and Consolation), and I am going to share my top 8 in each weight class. I’ll also post my semifinal and blood round matchups, along with some early tournament upsets. Big scratches at 133 and 149 meant I had to do some shuffling, but I made it work. This tournament is impossible to predict, and I’m sure these picks won’t age well, but there’s no fun in not speculating. So, without further ado let’s get into it.

125

All Americans

  1. (1) Spencer Lee, Iowa
  2. (2) Pat Glory, Princeton
  3. (3) Liam Cronin, Nebraska
  4. (11) Patrick McKee, Minnesota
  5. (12) Michael DeAugustino, Northwestern
  6. (4) Matt Ramos, Purdue
  7. (10) Brandon Courtney, Arizona St.
  8. (8) Anthony Noto, Lock Haven

Semi Final Matchups

  • (1) Spencer Lee over (12) Michael DeAugustino
  • (2) Pat Glory over (3) Liam Cronin

Blood Round Matchups

  • (4) Matt Ramos over (7) Brandon Kaylor
  • (8) Anthony Noto over (5) Caleb Smith
  • (10) Brandon Courtney over (28) Killian Cardinale
  • (11) Patrick McKee over (9) Eric Barnett

Even with one leg this is still Spencer Lee’s weight to lose. Him and Glory seem to be leaps and bounds better than everyone else in this weight and I don’t think I’ll shock anyone to say that is the finals. I have DeAugustino making a run to semi’s after a little help from Killian Cardinale beating Caleb Smith on Thursday afternoon. Patrick McKee finds himself in an unfamiliar position advancing on the top of the bracket at an NCAA tournament making the quarters, before falling to Cronin and battling back for 4th. I like Courtney in his rematch with Kaylor in the round of 16, and I think the winner of that match breaks through in the blood round after falling to Glory in the quarters. Ultimately, I have five Big 10 guys placing in this weight which goes to show how deep that weight was two weeks ago.

133

All Americans

  1. (1) Roman Bravo-Young, Penn St.
  2. (2) Daton Fix, Oklahoma St.
  3. (3) Vito Arujau, Cornell
  4. (4) Michael McGee, Arizona St.
  5. (10) Lucas Byrd, Illinois
  6. (7) Michael Colaiocco, Penn
  7. (9) Micky Phillippi, Pittsburgh
  8. (8) Aaron Nagao, Minnesota

Semi Final Matchups

  • (1) Roman Bravo-Young over (4) Michael McGee
  • (2) Daton Fix over (3) Vito Arujau

Blood Round Matchups

  • (7) Michael Colaiocco over (12) Chris Cannon
  • (9) Micky Phillippi over (6) Sam Latona
  • (10) Lucas Byrd over (5) Kai Orine
  • (8) Aaron Nagao over (11) Dylan Ragusin

Admittedly I went a little chalky with the top half of this bracket. RBY should win this weight again and Fix looks to be the casualty for the third straight year. I think the next tier of Vito and McGee have also separated themselves from the rest of the pack. Below that is where it get’s interesting. I had to scrap my bracket and redo it because of the Connor Mcgonagle injury. I had him getting 7th and now Phillippi slots into that placement. I have Orine losing to Cannon up top and Byrd in the blood round. I also have Byrd beating Colaiocco in the round of 16 with Colaiocco battling back and taking out Cannon in the blood round. I see Ragusin beating Latona in the round of 16 with both falling a match shy of AA status.

141

All Americans

  1. (2) Andrew Alirez, Northern Colorado
  2. (1) Real Woods, Iowa
  3. (4) Brock Hardy, Nebraska
  4. (3) Cole Matthews, Pittsburgh
  5. (5) Ryan Jack, NC State
  6. (11) Clay Carlson, SDSU
  7. (6) Beau Bartlett, Penn St.
  8. (12) Parker Filius, Purdue

Semi Final Matchups

  • (1) Real Woods over (4) Brock Hardy
  • (2) Andrew Alirez over (3) Cole Matthews

Blood Round Matchups

  • (5) Ryan Jack over (16) Josh Koderhandt
  • (6) Beau Bartlett over (8) Allen Hart
  • (12) Parker Filius over (7) Vince Cornella
  • (11) Clay Carlson over (17) Dylan D’emilio

Another moderately chalky top four, but I do like Alirez to win this weight. I almost went with Hardy in the top semi. He’s so close with Woods, but just hasn’t been able to get it done yet so, I can’t roll with it on the big stage. Beyond that I’m giving some love to New England with Ryan Jack taking 5th. I have Carlson taking out Bartlett in the round of 16 with both guys coming back to AA. I have Bartlett over Allen Hart in the blood round making Hart a 4x qualifier without finding the podium. I also have Parker Filius spoiling the party for 7 seed Cornella.

149

All Americans

  1. (1) Yianni Diakomihalis, Cornell
  2. (2) Sammy Sasso, Ohio St.
  3. (5) Paniro Johnson, Iowa St.
  4. (6) Brock Mauller, Missouri
  5. (3) Kyle Parco, Arizona St.
  6. (14) Austin Gomez, Wisconsin
  7. (7) Yahya Thomas, Northwestern
  8. (10) Michael Blockhus, Minnesota

Semi Final Matchups

  • Yianni Diakomihalis over Paniro Johnson
  • Sammy Sasso over Brock Mauller

Blood Round Matchups

  • (14) Austin Gomez over (8) Max Murin
  • (10) Michael Blockhus over (4) Caleb Henson
  • (7) Yahya Thomas over (12) Shayne Van Ness
  • (3) Kyle Parco over (9) Jaden Abas

149 has been all over the place this year, but Yianni becoming a 4xer just makes sense. Sasso had a pretty brutal road to make the finals before Millner pulled out, but now Gomez moves to the 14 and sees Parco in the round of 16 instead. I like his road a little better now and see him taking on Yianni Saturday night. Paniro Johnson looked great at Big 12’s and I think he keeps it going and wins the rubber match with Mauller for 3rd. Parco and Gomez find the podium again to finish 5th and 6th. I like the way Blockhus wrestled at Big 10s and I think he beats Henson in the blood round and falls to Thomas for 7th.

157

All Americans

  1. (1) Austin O’Connor, UNC
  2. (7) Bryce Andonian, Virginia Tech
  3. (3) Peyton Robb, Nebraska
  4. (2) Levi Haines, Penn St.
  5. (5) Josh Humphreys, Lehigh
  6. (4) Jared Franek, NDSU
  7. (9) Will Lewan, Michigan
  8. (8) Ed Scott, NC State

Semi Final Matchups

  • (1) Austin O’Connor over (5) Josh Humphreys
  • (7) Bryce Andonian over (3) Peyton Robb

Blood Round Matchups

  • (4) Jared Franek over (10) Kaden Gfeller
  • (9) Will Lewan over (6) Daniel Cardenas
  • (2) Levi Haines over (12) Kendall Coleman
  • (8) Ed Scott over (11) Chase Saldate

Finally we have a break in the norm with Andonian making a run to the finals from the 7 seed. To be honest I don’t love O’Connor to win, but the way I had the bottom play out I had to have him win it. He’s 6-0 in his career against Andonian. O’Connor should be able to navigate the top side of the bracket, but if Robb or Haines ends up in the finals I’m much less confident in him winning, especially if it’s Robb. The potential Andonian/Haines match in the quarters could be one of the best matches of the tournament too. Haines looked great in winning Big 10’s, and Andonian is a fire cracker who’s shown up big at NCAA’s in the past. I think he does it again this year. I have all four quarters losers pulling through in the blood round. I think Robb wins the rematch with Haines and if that turns out to be the semi’s I feel the same way. This weight isn’t super deep overall so don’t be surprised to see most of the top guys wrestling on Friday night and Saturday.

165

All Americans

  1. (1) David Carr, Iowa St.
  2. (2) Keegan O’Toole, Missouri
  3. (9) Shane Griffith, Stanford
  4. (10) Carson Kharchla, Ohio St.
  5. (3) Dean Hamiti, Wisconsin
  6. (5) Quincy Monday, Princeton
  7. (13) Alex Facundo, Penn St.
  8. (11) Cameron Amine, Michigan

Semi Final Matchups

  • (1) David Carr over (5) Quincy Monday
  • (2) Keegan O’Toole over (3) Dean Hamiti

Blood Round Matchups

  • (13) Alex Facundo over (7) Michael Caliendo
  • (9) Shane Griffith over (14) Peyton Hall
  • (10) Carson Kharchla over (4) Julian Ramirez
  • (11) Cameron Amine over (8) Matthew Olguin

Carr has been rock solid all year and I think he caps off the year with his second National Title. Before they wrestled in the dual I liked O’Toole to win and I even liked him at Big 12’s, but after watching that match I don’t see how Carr loses. Keegan’s single leg defense was ridiculous in the rematch, but Carr is just so relentless and was able to finish twice to win the match. After that I like the other national champ in the bracket Shane Griffith to find his way to 3rd place after falling to Carr in the quarters. Kharchla finishes ahead of Hamiti based on consi semi matchups or else I’d have Hamiti in 4th. I have Facundo beating Ramirez in the round of 16 and taking out Caliendo in the blood round. I also have Amine over Kennedy in the round of 16 as well.

174

All Americans

  1. (1) Carter Starocci, Penn St.
  2. (3) Mekhi Lewis, Virginia Tech
  3. (2) Mikey Labriola, Nebraska
  4. (6) Ethan Smith, Ohio St.
  5. (5) Dustin Plott, Oklahoma St.
  6. (4) Chris Foca, Cornell
  7. (11) Nelson Brands, Iowa
  8. (10) Rocky Jordan, Chattanooga

Semi Final Matchups

  • (1) Carter Starocci over (5) Dustin Plott
  • (3) Mekhi Lewis over (2) Mikey Labriola

Blood Round Matchups

  • (4) Chris Foca over (7) Peyton Mocco
  • (11) Nelson Brands over (8) Bailey O’Reilly
  • (10) Rocky Jordan over (19) Troy Fisher
  • (6) Ethan Smith over (9) Edmond Ruth

This is Starocci’s weight until proven otherwise. I don’t see any issues for him on the top side and I think the only one’s that can give him a real run for his money are Lewis and Labriola. I like Lewis to get it done in the rematch and avenge his loss to Labriola from earlier this year. Ethan Smith has a pretty favorable path after losing in the quarters to Lewis to run it back to the 3rd place match where he’ll face Labriola. I also have Rocky Jordan finding the podium after beating Mocco in the round of 16 as well as Nelson Brands taking out Bailey O’Reilly to place.

184

All Americans

  1. (3) Aaron Brooks, Penn St.
  2. (1) Parker Keckeisen, UNI
  3. (2) Trent Hidlay, NC State
  4. (6) Kaleb Romero, Ohio St.
  5. (5) Marcus Coleman, Iowa St.
  6. (13) Lenny Pinto, Nebraska
  7. (4) Trey Munoz, Oregon St.
  8. (8) Matt Finesilver, Michigan

Semi Final Matchups

  • (1) Parker Keckeisen over (13) Lenny Pinto
  • (3) Aaron Brooks over (2) Trent Hidlay

Blood Round Matchups

  • (5) Marcus Coleman over (10) Travis Wittlake
  • (8) Matt Finesilver over (14) Will Feldkamp
  • (4) Trey Munoz over (7) Hunter Bolen
  • (6) Kaleb Romero over (9) Isaiah Salazar

Another weight, another Penn St. guy looking to be a 3xer. I know Brooks finally took a loss this year, but he is absolutely still the guy to beat here. Parker Keckeisen is as solid as they come and I think he has no problem taking care of the top half of this bracket, but Brooks is a different animal. I like Lenny Pinto to make a run to the semis beating Coleman in the quarters, and then falling to him for 5th. I think this could be a classic case of a lower seeded guy going on a run to the semis before running out of steam on the backside. Hidlay takes 3rd after falling to Brooks in the semis and Romero makes a little run to the third place match after falling to Brooks as well in the quarters. Munoz battles back to the podium after falling to Pinto Thursday night and takes out 25th year senior Matt Finesilver for 7th.

197

All Americans

  1. (3) Rocky Elam, Missouri
  2. (5) Michael Beard, Lehigh
  3. (8) Silas Allred, Nebraska
  4. (1) Nino Bonaccorsi, Pittsburgh
  5. (2) Bernie Truax, Cal Poly
  6. (9) Max Dean, Penn St.
  7. (13) Yonger Bastida, Iowa St.
  8. (10) Jacob Cardenas, Cornell

Semi Final Matchups

  • (5) Michael Beard over (8) Silas Allred
  • (3) Rocky Elam over (2) Bernie Truax

Blood Round Matchups

  • (13) Yonger Bastida over (26) Gavin Hoffman
  • (1) Nino Bonaccorsi over (14) Jacob Warner
  • (10) Jacob Cardenas over (19) Cameron Caffey
  • (9) Max Dean over (6) Isaac Trumble

If there’s any weight that’s going to completely blow up this year it’s this one. Every year it seems like one of the 1 seeds goes down before the semis and I like Allred to take out Dean again and then top seeded Bonaccorsi in the quarters. There he runs into Michael Beard who I have making his first final. On the bottom side I like Elam over Truax with Elam winning the whole thing Saturday night. Elsewhere I like Dean to battle back to the podium and Bastida to beat Laird on the top side leading to a 7th place finish. I have Gavin Hoffman upsetting Tanner Sloan for the second year in a row in round 1, but going down to Bastida in the blood round. Cardenas rounds out the podium beating Caffey in the blood round.

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All Americans

  1. (3) Greg Kerkvliet, Penn St.
  2. (1) Mason Parris, Michigan
  3. (5) Colton Schultz, Arizona St.
  4. (4) Tony Cassioppi, Iowa
  5. (2) Wyatt Hendrickson, Air Force
  6. (6) Yaralau Slavikouski, Harvard
  7. (9) Lucas Davison, Northwestern
  8. (10) Zach Elam, Missouri

Semi Final Matchups

  • (1) Mason Parris over (5) Colton Schultz
  • (3) Greg Kerkvliet over (2) Wyatt Hendrickson

Blood Round Matchups

  • (4) Tony Cassioppi over (7) Owen Trephan
  • (9) Lucas Davison over (11) Trent Hillger
  • (10) Zach Elam over (19) Jonah Niesenbaum
  • (6) Yaraslau Slavikouski over (8) Sam Schuyler

Every year Penn St. guys show up big time at NCAAs and this year will be no different. Yes, I know Parris has beaten Kerkvliet twice this year, but they’ve both been close and I think Kerk gets it done when it matters most. The Schultz/Cassioppi quarter also looks like the 3rd place match to me. I think Schultz wins both and Cassioppi takes out 2 seed Hendrickson in the consi semis. I like Slavikouski to find the podium for the first time nabbing 6th. I think the top of the pack here has separated themselves from the rest of the field and I don’t foresee a ton of bracket busters at this weight.

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The Decision

First off I want to thank everyone who followed along with the Fuck BetOnline Chronicles. Although I wasn’t able to bankrupt those crooks (shocker I know), it was still a lot of fun. Now that leaves me with a conundrum. With online sportsbooks going live in Massachusetts in less than two weeks who am I going to bet with next?

Think back to where you were on July 8, 2010. LeBron James ran a 75 minute ESPN special where he announced he’d be leaving Cleveland and signing with the Miami Heat. Thirteen years later the hottest free agent in all of sports betting is looking for a new home. People have been clamoring for months to know my next move. Friends and family keep asking where I’m going to lose all my money next. Random people are stopping me on the streets to ask the same, but I just plow through them like Kenny rejecting a sober ride home from the bar. Now the time has come to make a decision, and unlike that self-centered prick Lebron I don’t need a 75 minute TV special to do it, a couple hundred words should suffice.

The Choices

That’s right we’re down to four. Barstool, Draft Kings, Bet MGM, and Caesars. I’ve been on a recruiting tour of sorts. All four of these companies have been tugging at my shirt for months. Let’s see what the did to reel me in:

Barstool

We kick it off with the presumed favorite. I like Barstool for a lot of reasons, and the specials they run are quite enticing. Plus they let me smoke ribs with Frank the Tank.

Cooked to perfection if you ask me.

Draft Kings

I did daily fantasy with Draft kings so I do feel a bit of loyalty to them. They also fixed the transfer case in my BMW.

Bet MGM

I signed up with them through a promotion when I was in Detroit so it would be convenient to roll with them. Not to mention they sent me out for a night on the town with the Berger Boys.

Caesars

Caesars will have a retail location 20 minutes from my house, and I drank out of chalices with JB Smoove on their dime.

So now that I’ve weighed all my options. Considered all of the benefits (both permissible and impermissible) that I received I think I’ve made a decision, but first this blog is brought to you by:

Alright now that we’re back, and you’re on the edge of your seat, it’s the moment that tens of thousands around the world have been waiting for…

“In this spring, this is very tough, in this spring I’m going to take my talents to HQ3 and join the Barstool Sportsbook.”

So there you have it. Barstool wins the bidding war. It wasn’t an easy one, but it’s the right decision for me and my money. The next step is picking up an overs club jacket. Thanks to those who have followed me on this journey the last couple weeks and I look forward to my next chapter with Barstool Sportsbook. While we’re at it too, one last time for the people, let me hear it…

FUCK BETONLINE.

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The Fuck BetOnline Chronicles (Part 5)

Previous Installments: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

Yesterday I lost an absolute heartbreaker. The Bruins were up a goal, and with 30 seconds left in the first period they turned the puck over in the defensive zone leading to a Claude Giroux goal. Of course I had bet the Bruins -0.5 in the first period. With $47 left in my account I threw the rest on the Bruins -1.5 for the full game and it hit. We live to see another day. Currently I have just $86.17 in the account and I’m at 59% of my rollover ($2,481.28/$4,200).

Today we’re going with another Mancones special, but this time it’s coming straight from the horses mouth. Since he’s become an NHL sharp, a regular Barry Melrose, I feel like I should listen to him. We’re going with the Tampa Bay Lightning (-0.5) (-135) in the first period vs. the Anaheim Ducks $86.17 to win $63.83. Not the best juice, but I need a win. We’re all-in again tonight, let’s ride.

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The Fuck BetOnline Chronicles (Part 4)

Previous Installments: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Back to the drawing board. In hindsight betting on a 6 win team probably wasn’t the best option. I’m back down to $147 in my account and I’m at 57% ($2,402.11/$4,200) of my rollover. Before I get into my pick I just want to give a special fuck BetOnline shout out to my man Jeff. He was all over Ricky Stenhouse Jr. to win the Daytona 500 yesterday which would’ve paid +3500. I say would have because he wasn’t able to make that bet because BetOnline only had head to head matchups and not drivers to win the actual race. I mean what are we even doing here? I can’t wait to be done with this shit site.

For today I’m riding a hot hand. The Bruins have been shit pumping teams lately and my dude Mancones has found a way to capitalize. Today we’re taking the Boston Bruins (-0.5) (+100) in the First Period vs. the Ottawa Senators. I like the even payout and I like the Bruins in the Garden even more. Let’s get it going early and I apologize in advance if I mush this bet.

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The Fuck BetOnline Chronicles (Part 3)

Catch up with Part 1 and Part 2 here.

I’m fucking back baby. The Ohio State and Iowa over cashed last night so I’m back on track. I’m now up to $247.91 in my account. The rollover total is at $2,316.01/$4,200 (55%). It was good to get on the board with a big win last night, but I need to keep the momentum rolling. Stacking wins is the only way I’m going to be able to unlock the money with anything worth withdrawing in the account. Tonight’s slate is tough. There are no NBA games as they begin All-Star weekend tonight. The NHL board is scarce and college basketball has only mid major games tonight. That means I’m going into this pick blind.

Tonight I’m going with another Action Network suggestion and backing former Number 1 overall recruit Emoni Bates and the Eastern Michigan Eagles (+17.5) against the Kent State Golden Flashes. Eastern has been horrible this year (6-20), but Bates has shown up big in their nationally televised games so far this season. They also only lost by 14 in their last matchup with the Golden Flashes although that game was at home. I’m banking on another big night from Bates here, as he hopes to see his draft stock climb back up to what it was when he stepped on campus at Memphis as a freshman. The official play is $100.91 on Eastern Michigan (+17.5) (-105) vs. Kent State. Let’s rip it.

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The Fuck BetOnline Chronicles (Part 2)

Well, George Washington got their ass kicked last night so I’m down $200. I have $157 left in my account so tonight’s play will be for $100 to guarantee myself at least one more pick. Hopefully this can actually be a long term thing and not just a mini-series, but you never know. Currently I’m 52% of the way to my rollover number now ($2,225.10/$4,200) which makes tonight’s pick more or less a must win. Had I won last night I would’ve had over $500 in the account which would’ve really given me some wiggle room. That was not to be though as all three of Action Networks “Best Bets” for Wednesday were losers so I never even had a chance. Maybe I could get a job over there if you never have to be correct? Just a thought. Anyways, let’s take a look at what I’m taking tonight.

I am going back to the well with Action Network, but with a different angle. They like Ohio State +7.5 against Iowa tonight. Ohio State has lost 11 of their last 12 with their only win coming against the Hawkeyes. The score of that game was 93-77. That’s 170 total points. The total for this game is set at 153 and I’m riding with it. Both teams have played in some high scoring games this year so I’m hoping for more of the same tonight.

The Play: Ohio State/Iowa Over 153 (-110)