I’ve decided to return after my first post in week 1 was sabotaged by windows notepad. Somewhere in that unreadable formatting abortion I correctly predicted the Lions upset over KC in week 1 as well as the rise of Sam LaPorta. I figured what better time to make another rambling post than the week of Bick’s Picks’ Superbowl against the New England Patriots. Some people aren’t aware of this but I’ve amassed a small fortune fading Bick’s Picks and have since retired.

Who Will Hoist the Stein?

With all the big name quarter backing this week including Clayton Tune, Tommy DeVito, Jaren Hall, Tyson Baguette (Those are not real names, Joey); we are stuck with this Mahomes-Tua matchup first thing in the morning. As soon as the Chiefs were embarrassed last week by the Broncos I had this one circled. Mahomes is 16-3 after a loss, and as a favorite under a field goal he is 19-6 ATS. Miami is 4-10 against teams with a winning record. As Till Lindemann says – Tua, Tua Hast, Tua Hast not beaten a team over .500 since the Bills in week 3 of LAST SEASON.

KC 27 – Miami 24

Riding the Commuter Rail

The betting public wins around 40%, however there are times when we need to jump on the T and roll the dice alongside the creatures who call our public transportation home. I might be forcing this one in here due to the circumstances, but give me my New England Patriots. I have no confidence in noodle arm Mac, just like every team who did not want to trade for him, but I’m banking on Washington having shipped away their defense to give us a chance. Ron Rivera might be trying to get fired as soon as possible and this could be the one. Really, the biggest losers are those of us invested in this game.

New England 20 – Washington 13

Red Robin

This section is sponsored by Red Robin gourmet burgers and brews. It never hurts to throw a little on a round robin for all your bets. The Panthers are the only home dawg on Sunday and I love them +3 as well as the money line.

• New England Patriots -3
• KC Chiefs -1.5
• Carolina Panthers +3/ML
• LV Raiders -1.5
• Arizona @ Cleveland Under 38.5