Divisional Weekend is here people and it’s gonna be hard to top the excitement that Wild Card Weekend provided. Admittedly I’ve been a little bit of a hater because Washington isn’t playing this year and I’ve been declaring all of these games crap. Making claims that it’s just a bunch of bad football that gets called entertaining because shenanigans and stupidity is keeping it close. But I’m sure you’ve had enough of my salt this season and I’m certainly not gonna admit I’m wrong so let’s just move things along to the recap of the Monday Night game. Now I don’t wanna say I nailed it but the Texans sure did beat the crap out of Rodgers meaning both our bets hit with ease in the end. Maybe I could’ve moved the line even more but after the season we’ve had you’ll excuse me for playing it safe. Thanks to that 2-0 Monday we did end up with a 4-3 record on the weekend and even our guest pick nailed their parlay so the playoffs are off to a good start. However with the Wild Card round in the rearview that means we’ve only got 7 games left to the season so without further ado let’s get into it.

Bills (ML) @ Broncos

I won’t lie this should be a night game because I think we’re starting off the Divisional Round with arguably the best matchup of the weekend. That said just because I think it’ll be a great game doesn’t make it any easy one to pick. I’ve been torn all week on whether I want to keep being a Boliever or if I’ll keep circling the wagons. In the end I gotta keep picking with my plums and they’re saying to back Buffalo. No denying the Denver’s defense is tough and no one wants to play at Mile High but I gotta go with the more proven QB in the end. Sure Josh Allen’s pregnant wife Hailee Steinfeld is secretly rooting for the Broncos but that just means he’s already good at screwing Broncos’ fans.

Bills ML (+100)

49ers (+7) @ Seahawks

So we go from the matchup that I find the most interesting to the game I wouldn’t mind skipping. Essentially nothing about this rivalry or these teams interest me in the slightest. Both the QBs bore the crap out of me, I absolutely can’t stand Kyle Shanahan and half the time I can’t remember who even coaches the Seahawks. Honestly my only rooting interest in this game is for Trent Williams and if I’m tuning in to watch a left tackle that says something. My apathy about this game aside, I gotta lean towards the team getting more points. These teams split their regular season series which included the Niners winning in Seattle so +7 seems a bit too much for what I’m figuring should be a close one. I wish I was bold enough to say bet the ML but we’re gonna just take the points this time.

49ers +7 (-115)