It’s been a busy holiday weekend, but that doesn’t mean the people don’t need picks. I’m going rapid fire here, let’s get started.

Favorite

Seahawks (-4) vs. Raiders

I love Seattle to bounce back this week. The Raiders can only beat the Broncos apparently and if the Seahawks want to be for real here than they have to take care of teams like this. Seahawks by a touchdown.

Charlie Murphy’s Habitual Line Stepper of the Week (Underdog)

Texans (+13.5) vs. Dolphins

Simply put, this is too many points. The Texans haven’t been blown out a ton this year and Miami has only won by more than six points twice. Dolphins win easy, Texans cover.

Over

Packers vs. Eagles (46)

The Packers offense seems to have at least slightly remembered how to play football so I like this at a lower number. The Eagles should have no problem doing their part here against a so-so Green Bay defense. Both teams get into the mid-20’s to hit this over.

Under

Broncos vs. Panthers (36)

This is a preposterously low number so I have to take it. Sam Darnold tries his hand at QB for the Panthers against a very good Broncos defense. I’m sure that will go well. Russell Wilson’s offense surely won’t be scoring any points either. As long as there aren’t some bullshit quicks scores to pump up the total this game could actually end 0-0.

The Definitely Not My Lock of the Week Bonus Pick

Commanders (-4) vs. Falcons

Just like the Seahawks, if the Commanders want to seriously contend for a playoff spot they have to take care of business against a team like Atlanta. They matchup well with Atlanta’s penchant for running the ball because their very good defensive line and Taylor Heinicke can do just enough to get them the win. Commanders by a touchdown.