Believe it or not I don’t get paid to melt faces with my takes. Sometimes life (and work) gets in the way and because of that this weeks post is going to be a bit shorter. There will still be five picks just maybe only a sentence or two about each game. I think only like two people read the write up portion anyway and the rest just look at the picks like Kyle does. Anyways, let’s get into it.

Favorite

Buccaneers (-3) vs. Rams

Yup, I’m doing it again. The Bucs can’t be THIS bad and they play another under performing team in the Rams. Coming off the mini-bye Tampa should be ready to go at home.

Charlie Murphy’s Habitual Line Stepper of the Week (Underdog)

Seahawks (+2) vs. Cardinals

Seahawks are good. Cardinals are average. Cardinals also suck at home. Ride with Geno here. The moneyline is juicy if you’re feeling frisky too.

Over

Dolphins vs. Bears (45.5)

The Bears offense has come alive as of late. The Dolphins have been able to put up points when Tua has played. If the Bears can get you to 20 points this hits easily.

Under

Patriots vs. Colts (40.5)

Two good defenses and lethargic offenses. The Mac Jones Patriots are field goal machines so that will keep the total low. Patriots win a low scoring game.

The Definitely Not My Lock of the Week Bonus Pick

Chargers (-2.5) vs. Falcons

A little birdie told me that teams coming off a game against the Panthers are 0-7 so far this year. Guess who the Falcons played last week? I’m not going against that bizarre piece of gambling knowledge.