I’m a miserable prick again today. After a 2-0 Thursday I thought I was back. Then I went 0-4-1 yesterday. I’m a dead person again. Yesterday was brutal, I woke up and lost the under in the 9:30 London game so the day was pretty much shit from the get-go. I apologize to anyone that took any advice from this site for Sunday. The Betting Guide and the Antithesis would’ve won you a grand total of $0. You would’ve got your money back on the Bills/Ravens game and that’s it. You don’t get those type of hard hitting braindead takes anywhere else folks. To pile on top of it the Patriots lost a heartbreaker at Lambeau with a third string rookie QB and I had to sit and watch it with smug fucks that picked the Packers in survival pools and bet $250 on their moneyline to win like .43 cents. If you’re keeping score at home, I also found out that my favorite bar is closing and my dog is having neck surgery while I’m typing this. The people want picks though, and the take game doesn’t sleep even if you don’t have anywhere to drink Bud Lights during Monday Night Football anymore. Let’s see if we can hit both of these and get back to .500 for the week.

Rams vs. 49ers (-2) (42.5)

I don’t know how to feel about this game. It seems like Vegas is baiting you into taking the Rams by giving them a couple points like they did Thursday with Miami. The public and the money are on the Rams as well although the money isn’t as much of a runaway. I’ve notoriously backed the 49ers in the past and I think I’m going to continue to do it here. The Rams have looked sloppy offensively and the Niners have a great defense. Offensively, even without Trent Williams they have always found a way to run the ball under Kyle Shanahan. If they can put some points up early and give the defense a lead to play with I think they come away with the win here. As for the total, we’re going with primetime unders again. The San Francisco defense will be able to keep the scoring to a minimum and their offense can win with a couple of touchdowns if that’s the case. Let’s win these bets for the G.A.P, give me the 49ers 20 Rams 13.

The Plays: 49ers -2 and Under 42.5